Thursday, September 08, 2005

I blame Bush

Last night my wife farted passed wind and I blame Bush.

The logic is easy to see I feel. I know that Bush is a major supporter of oil companies and helps protect them and their bottom line. I know they make profit from selling oil based fertilizers to farmers and gas to farm trucks. Without all of that Bush based oil there would be no beans produced and sold at the grocery store. Without those beans my wife would not have farted passed wind.

So using the anti-Bush logic that is so common online I find my wife's gas a direct result of Bush and his policies.

Maybe I'll sue.

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