Tuesday, September 27, 2005

“Bollocks to Blair”

"Bollocks" is a slang term meaning testicles in British English, but more often used figuratively. It is rarely used in the singular. It has come to mean rubbish or 'Crap' or even used in a similar way to Bullshit, and this usage is international. One of its singular forms is used to describe the malfunction of an operation, or messing up something "Dropping a Bollock".

While it is slang, and not that bad of a word, it will get you threatened by the authorities in England if they don't like what you're saying "bollocks" to.
A girl was arrested for wearing her “Bollocks to Blair” T-shirt at the Midlands Game Fair last weekend. Charlotte Denis, 20, a gamekeeper from Gloucestershire, was stopped by police as she left the Countryside Alliance stand because of the “offensive” slogan.

Shocked and dismayed to be made a public spectacle, Denis tried to reason with the officers: “What do you want me to do? Take my top off and wear my bra?”

At this point, two officers marched Denis towards a police car. “They grabbed me as if I was a football hooligan,” she says.

Although the “Bollocks to Blair” slogan was in evidence all round the Game Fair, police maintained it was the first time they had seen it.
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A tearful Denis was driven to a mobile police unit. “I asked the officers how they could arrest someone for wearing a T-shirt and they told me it was because it would offend a 70-80-year-old woman,” she said.
And we all know you shouldn't offend 70-80 year old woman. What idiots.

BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK
BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK
BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK
BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK
BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK BOLLOCK


I'm just in one of my moods today. Got a sacred calf you need slaughtered?

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