The mouse is dead. Arrest him!

In an mocking act of civil disobedience, a man asks to be arrested for the death of a mouse, and a mole.

A retired police officer has admitted twice flouting the new hunting law by allowing his terrier dog to chase and kill a mouse and a mole.
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He turned himself in to the police on both occasions to demonstrate that the 2004 Hunting Act was a "ridiculous law".

Under the legislation, moles and mice are classed as mammals that cannot be killed by dogs, although they can be shot by a competent huntsman.

Mr Morrison said he was not taken seriously when he reported himself, but was eventually cautioned. He was later told no further action would be taken

Mockery is a high art, and damned if this guy does not achieve greatness here in my eyes.